Guaranteed Two Phrases NEVER before uttered in the same sentence
My life has had lots of surprises since 1998, but even my most optimistic friends would not have predicted this:
I won a full ride to Harvard.
You would not believe how NATURALLY this can be inserted into a conversation:
Drive Through Window Guy: You want a double cheeseburger and a Diet Coke?
Me: Did you say something about Harvard?
DTWG: No.
Me: I did get a full ride scholarship to Harvard.
DTWG: Do you want fries with that?
We live in an age where people get too...
