The Road to Katie and Casey

December 3, 2001 by Steve Peifer

With all due respect, Nancy doesn’t understand males. At the end of the term, we have our dorm clean up, and we write down the things they will need to do. On the list that she was going to actually GIVE to the boys, she had written:  “Wash walls if necessary.”
Sadly, it came to me to inform her that I was 46 years old, and had NEVER felt like it was necessary to wash a wall. If the walls were...

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Dorm Mice

November 18, 2001 by Steve Peifer

When you have a dorm of seventh grade boys, you get many requests for pets. We’ve inherited a rather stupid dog for the term that enjoys moaning and sewer water, but she is never quite enough for 15 boys. So tonight, after a meeting, all our guys came home with mice they had found in the field. Nan hates mice with all her heart, so they thought by showing her the mice individually, they would win her over. By the...

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Bureaucratic Safari

November 11, 2001 by Steve Peifer

How did I come to listen to Korean Rap? Well, aren’t you supposed to get involved with the interests of your children? One of my dorm kids LOVES Korean rap, so it came to me to ask him, “Hey, can I groove on your jam?” Or something to that effect. So, I listened to a CD of Korean rap. I actually love American rap, especially when I can’t make out the words. I love the energy. It’s just when I...

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Where is the most embarrassing place you have ever had an itch?

November 4, 2001 by Steve Peifer

Make no mistake about it:  the person who will get the largest crown in heaven is the woman who teaches the combined first and second grade class. I get them for 45 minutes a week, and in the computer class they range from “I’m afraid of mice” to “Can’t we upgrade the operating system?” I don’t know how she does it, and I am so glad I am not her I don’t quite have words. It is the longest 45...

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Random thoughts and cultural anecdotes

October 31, 2001 by Steve Peifer

Steve and I were walking down to Staff Chai (a 20 minute break each morning when the entire staff has chai [tea], prays together and has announcements) when we met one of the elementary boys we both know. He had his arm in a sling so we immediately asked what had happened. His reply was that “I hit some kid’s head with my arm.” Then he trotted off! I trust the other kid was okay, too.
Monday, Grace and I were...

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Towel Bingo

October 29, 2001 by Steve Peifer

We’re like the old joke:  guy goes to Vegas in a $50,000 car and returns home in a $300,000 bus. We had a four bedroom, 2.5 bathroom home in Texas; now we have six showers and four toilets in the dorm.
J.T., Matthew, Nan and I all share a bathroom, and that is fine; we know it is a luxury to have running water. We build a fire if we want hot showers, and it has been cozy except for one...

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Habari zenu?

October 27, 2001 by Steve Peifer

Habari zenu? Which is Swahili for “How are y’all?” We are fine – at least as fine as world circumstances currently allow. I’ve been meaning to sit down and write an update from my (Nancy’s) perspective. With all that has transpired since 9/11, I’ve been hesitant to write of more ordinary things, but the ordinary does continue in the midst of the greater picture.
Many of you have asked about our good friend Grace. Yes, she is again working for us...

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Wood Surfing

October 21, 2001 by Steve Peifer

Some people like to be at the forefront of a trend. Since this is scientifically impossible for me, I am more inclined to celebrate the end of a trend. In the states, there was a radio ad playing right before we returned to Africa in which a young child earnestly yelled, “Ovaltine rocks!” I think it is safe to say that the expression “That rocks” has passed out of cool.
In the same spirit, I wish to announce the end of...

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