Good morning Mrs. Peifer! My, what a lovely dress!
One of the great things about second term is you know more of what to expect, so it allows you, in the words of my English colleagues, the opportunity to be a little cheeky. I have trained this term of driving students to always greet Nancy, no matter what time it is and no matter what she is wearing, with the following phrase, best delivered in a halting monotone:
Good morning Mrs. Peifer! My, what a lovely dress!
Mrs. Peifer is truly...